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Saturday, August 18, 2018

Some fun thoughts

Most fun thing you have done? 
Scariest?
Wildest? Most embarrassing?

My brother and I were always cooking up crazy schemes... I think the craziest was the zip line we built. My Dad conveniently had 30+ feet length of rope and we had a large parcel of land out behind our house with really tall trees and junk that people threw over the fence. So we took the rope and detached bicycle handle bars and made a zipline. Basically tied it to the top of the tree and repelled down and tied it to another tree. That's just about the scariest thing I've done as well!

Wildest, refer to previous story... Haha we've got plenty more adventures like that. Most embarrassing... Geez um I usually get into embarrassing situations... Like the time I was at a laundry mat with my Dad and took a dump only to realize that there was no toilet paper. So I didn't know where my Dad was and I'm trying to figure out how to clean up and the conclusion was to take a bath in the sink... I'm 10 and tiny so it wasn't too far fetched right? Well I got in the sink and turned on the faucet, damn thing starts spraying everywhere. I'm panicking, Dad's still AWOL (and who wants to ask their Dad for toilet paper anyway?) water is spraying every where but I figure I am not going to get out of here without cleaning off. So I hop in the sink, clean up as best I can, and then hop out. Retreat to the corner where I had stashed my clothes on the filthy ground of the bathroom, realize that it's damn hard to put clothes on when your wet but what can you do? I then peeked out the door and when no one was looking bolted out to find my Dad. Dad was somehow oblivious to my wet clothes and we left. In the back of my mind was the sink spraying water everywhere.